Why did Holden Caulfield hate his job at Sprint?

He was surrounded by phone-ys!

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Why do the French stink?

So blind people can hate them too

Why do Americans hate knock knock jokes?

Because Freedom Rings.

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Why is a psychiatrist like a squirrel?

Because they are both surrounded by nuts.

Why do writers always feel cold?

Because they are surrounded by drafts!

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What do you say to a black guy with a job?

Keep at it, inmate!

How did the babysitter lose 500 kids and keep her job?

She swallowed

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What did the man with Verizon say to the woman with Sprint?

You better Sprint on over to the Verizon store.

What Cell Phone Company does Usain Bolt use?

Sprint