He was surrounded by phone-ys!
Because they hate the French Press. (This joke used to be more topical)
They have too many ft. *edit for spelling
A: Flattered.
Who knows - maybe they're picklish!
Why aren't plumbers called, like, toiletdougs Or crapperjoels
Because she was out standing in her field.
You better Sprint on over to the Verizon store.
Sprint.
