Goat Dna Jokes

What do you get when you mix human DNA with goat DNA?

Kicked out of the petting zoo.

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What do you get if you cross goat DNA with human DNA?

I don't know, ask the Arabs!

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What do you get when you inject human DNA to a goat?

A permanent ban from the petting zoo

What do you get when you inject human DNA into a sheep?

banned from the petting zoo...

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What do you get... What do you get when you try to inject Human DNA into a goat?

Banned from the petting zoo, apparently.

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Why did the lesbian cross the road?

To get to the other bride!

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Nobody is sure but if it opened its mouth to speak you'd listen!

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E-l-l-e-e-f-a-n-t "That's not how the dictionary spells it" "You didn't ask me how the dictionary spelt it !"

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it's because it still remembers all of the other bad decisions I have made.

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