Where's the best view of falling stars in Los Angeles?

The Betty Ford Clinic

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What's the difference between a bag of cocaine and a small child?

Eric Clapton would never let a small bag of cocaine fall out of a window.

Why do bicycles always fall down if unsupported?

Because they're two-tired.

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What happens when the smog/fog/smoke over Los Angeles lifts?

You see L.A.

How bad is my career?

I met a homeless guy on the beach in Los Angeles & thought "Wow this guy has it made"

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Where's the best view of falling stars in Los Angeles?

The Betty Ford Clinic

Why did little Jimmy cross the road?

Because he wanted a good view of the front of a moving Porsche. RIP lil' Jimmy