What's the difference between Darth Vader and Tom Brady?

Darth Vader probably gets high fived

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What's the difference between a Catholic Priest... ... and an e-cigarette-puffing GI Joe Action Figure collector?

Well, one is a toy-loving vapist...

What's the difference between a mouse and a rat?

A: 1 has a less likely chance of survival in the dog pound

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Which boxer did Darth Vader put his money on in the fight?

The Thai fighter

Why was Darth Vader upset when he heard George Michael will only play new songs at his concerts?

He found his lack of Faith disturbing.

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What is Tom Brady's favorite opera?

Deflatermaus! (Die Fledermaus!)

What do Anna Nicole Smith and Tom Brady have in common?

They both like saggy balls.