What happens when two dogs breed in a pound?

Dog pound dog pounds dog pound dog.

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What do you get when you cross a dog with an amplifier?

A subwoofer.

What do you call a dog wearing headphones?

Ear bud

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What's the worst thing when being told you have Alzheimer's?

It doesn't just happen the once.

What happens when a controlled fire goes out of control?

Someone gets fired.

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What does a pound, a dollar and rumble have in common?

For a dollar you can get a pound of rubles.

Why is the new Brexit diet so popular?

All you gotta be is a little more than halfway into it and the pounds will start falling.