What do you do if your in the way of stampeding cows?

Take away their credit cards so they can't charge

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Way Jokes More Way Jokes

Why do women parachutists wear jock straps?

So they don't whistle on the way down.

What happened to wendy on her way to neverland?

She peed her pants (read out loud)

Charge Jokes More Charge Jokes

Why did he cross back?

So he could charge the client for travel expenses.

Why was the horse all charged up?

It ate some haywire!

Credit Card Jokes More Credit Card Jokes

What's the most dangerous weapon your wife can get her hands on?

Your credit card.

How do you stop an angry elephant from charging ?

Take away it's credit cards !