Discriminate Jokes

What do you call someone who discriminates against paintings?

An artist. My 11 year son just came up with this one.

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What do you call an Australian who discriminates against different types of rice?

Rice-ist!

What do you call someone who discriminates you for your oral hygiene?

A dent*ist*.

What do you call a black guy who discriminates against white people?

A racist you racist.

Why do SJWs like cancer?

Because it doesn't discriminate.

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What to do when the black guy in front of you gets shot?

Stop laughing and reload.

Why didn't the white officer shoot the black guy?

Just kidding he did

Racist Jokes More Racist Jokes

What do you call a black guy who discriminates against white people?

A racist you racist.

Why do you call someone who doesn't like the ideas in Islam?

A Racist!

White People Jokes More White People Jokes

How do you know Axe was invented by black people?

If it was white people who invented it, it would be called Ask.

Why can't white people hit the whip?

Because slavery is over

Come Jokes More Come Jokes

How did the blind girl explain her pregnancy?

She said she didn't see him coming

What happened when Santa cut his beard?

The police came and took statements but ultimately Mrs. Claus declined to press charges. OC

Australian Jokes More Australian Jokes

What do you call an aminoacid glued to an Australian?

A glutamate.

What did the Australian grandmaster say to the banker, when asked what he wanted to exchange?

Check, mate!

Nation Jokes More Nation Jokes

Why is the United States always in political disarray?

It's a nation without a litre.

Which nation doesn't do what it's supposed to do until it's too late?

Procrastination!

Sjw Jokes More Sjw Jokes

Why did the SJW hate the Mexican robot?

Because it was Pablo-matic

How do your trigger a SJW?

Oops.

Painting Jokes More Painting Jokes

What do you call someone who discriminates against paintings?

An artist. My 11 year son just came up with this one.

What happens when you put too many paintings in your car?

You can't make your van gogh.