Discriminate Jokes

What do you call someone who discriminates against paintings?

An artist. My 11 year son just came up with this one.

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What do you call an Australian who discriminates against different types of rice?

Rice-ist!

What do you call someone who discriminates you for your oral hygiene?

A dent*ist*.

What do you call a black guy who discriminates against white people?

A racist you racist.

Why do SJWs like cancer?

Because it doesn't discriminate.

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What do you call a black person from Niger?

A Nigerian, you racist

What do you call a black man with a MD?

A doctor you racist.

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What nation is the most unjust?

Discrimination

How much of the First Nations vote did Stephen Harper get?

Nunavut.

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What do you call a black guy surrounded by 1000 white people?

Mr.President

What's the diffrence between a black guy and a pizza?

A pizza can feed a family of four.

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What do you call someone who discriminates against paintings?

An artist. My 11 year son just came up with this one.

What happens when you put too many paintings in your car?

You can't make your van gogh.

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What did the little Chinese boy get for Christmas?

Rice.

What's the worst part of an NFL wedding?

Getting hit by Rice

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How do you get rid of chewing gum in your hair?

Cancer :)

What's the difference between feminists and cancer?

Cancer reproduces itself.

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How do fish make calls?

On a shellphone! My 7 year old self was very proud of coming up with this one....

What did Caesar say when was in agreement?

I came. I saw. I concurred.

White People Jokes More White People Jokes

How many white people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

All of them. One to hold the bulb and the rest to screw the world.

What's the difference in the KKK and the Supreme Court?

The KKK dresses in white and scares the hell out of black people, the Supreme Court dresses in black and scares the hell out of white people.