An artist. My 11 year son just came up with this one.
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You can't make your van gogh.
I don't have a garabonzo bean in my garage because that's where I get pee'd on so there is tarps everywhere.
They go to Home Depot, get paint and rollers Sometimes they hire private contractors Lots of paint and tarps and tape, it's not that fun
Greengos*
Au-burn
Because there is a lot of weighting. *sorry. i woke up at 2 am with this in my head.
Because it had its in-de-pen-dance. I'm posting lots of really bad jokes tonight that just appear in my head, if just one person enjoys just one joke is worth it, good evening.
Pupil: You told me to put it in the Net.
He makes sure his catch is weak before he throws his balls at them.
Plastic Surgery.
It got shelved.
About five gallons of gasoline," I replied.
The woman replies, "I'll take a double entendre." So he gave it to her.
Hire a hitman
They weren't hiring.
Humphrey. (I was told this joke by an actual dad, it was his response to one of my jokes)
It's all about the execution
