Mod Jokes

What happened to the joke that insulted the mods?

People laughed, because it was a good joke.

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How many mods does it take to screw in a light bulb?

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Who do you think cares?

Nobody. They're too angry at the mods at to care.

Why is the Dead Sea a mod on /r/leagueoflegends?

Because it's so salty.

Why couldn't the Mod get into the club?

He never got banned.

What does a mod do in their spare time?

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What do Steam users and Reddit admins have in common?

They don't want to pay for mods.

What did the reddit admins say to the mods?

This post was removed

How long does it take for mods to remove a post?

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What did the mod say to the other?

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How many Reddit admins does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, they like to keep the mods in the dark.

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What do you call a mod in r/News ?

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How many Ellen Paos does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None. The mods do that for her.

What did the mod say when he was wrong?

BANNED

How many mods does it take to switch a light bulb?

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What's the difference between a mod and a banana?

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How many mods does it take to change a lightbulb?

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What did the mods say when they found me giving Reddit gold to my alt account?

He who smelt it, dealt it.

How do you know a mod of /r/jokes is Asian?

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Why are mods the worst?

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What did the Mod say to OP?

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I start with a v and every woman has one. She can even use me to get what she wants. What am I? I'll post the answer in 10 minutes.

How do you get a post that's not a joke into /r/jokes?

Like this.

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What's a pirates favorite type of thread?

Yaaaaarn.

What is a joke that so stupid that is actually funny?

There was a thread months ago but i lost it...

Ban Jokes More Ban Jokes

What do you get if you insert human DNA into a chimpanzee?

A. Banned from the Zoo.

What do you get when you inject a goat with human DNA?

A ban from the petting zoo.

Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many Scorpios does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: So who wants to know Why do *you* want to know Are you a cop

How many tropical Birds Does it take to Screw in a Lightbulb?

Well, turns out one is not enough, but if you pair it, two can.

Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What happened when Rick fell down a hill?

Rick rolled.

What happens to a tipped cow?

They can't MOOve

Vietnamese Jokes More Vietnamese Jokes

What do you call delicious Vietnamese food?

Vietnoms

What do you call it when two Vietnamese people meet?

A Nguyen-Nguyen situation

Club Jokes More Club Jokes

What's the difference between fight club and veganism?

You don't talk about fight club.

What is the first rule of Womans fight club?

Never tell anyone what are you so mad about

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How do you know an r/jokes mod is a cyberman?

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How many Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Don't know, the pope hasn't said yet. How many Lutherans does it take to screw in a light bulb None, Lutherans don't change.