Mod Jokes

What happened to the joke that insulted the mods?

People laughed, because it was a good joke.

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How many mods does it take to screw in a light bulb?

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Who do you think cares?

Nobody. They're too angry at the mods at to care.

Why is the Dead Sea a mod on /r/leagueoflegends?

Because it's so salty.

Why couldn't the Mod get into the club?

He never got banned.

What does a mod do in their spare time?

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What do Steam users and Reddit admins have in common?

They don't want to pay for mods.

What did the reddit admins say to the mods?

This post was removed

How long does it take for mods to remove a post?

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What did the mod say to the other?

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How many Reddit admins does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, they like to keep the mods in the dark.

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What do you call a mod in r/News ?

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How many Ellen Paos does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None. The mods do that for her.

What did the mod say when he was wrong?

BANNED

How many mods does it take to switch a light bulb?

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What's the difference between a mod and a banana?

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How many mods does it take to change a lightbulb?

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What did the mods say when they found me giving Reddit gold to my alt account?

He who smelt it, dealt it.

How do you know a mod of /r/jokes is Asian?

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Why are mods the worst?

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What did the Mod say to OP?

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Why are there no good jokes about men?

Because they were written by women.

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None, that's a Mexican's job.

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Because there wasn't a Zebra crossing Sorry, my 5 year old son made me post this

Why did the calf cross the road?

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