Where do Russians stream movies from?

Nyetflix.

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What do Russians use to censor websites?

The Inter-nyet.

How many Russians does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two. One to hold the bulb and other to drink until the room spins.

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How long is the movie?

I need to know what time to pick her up.

Why didn't the blondes go to the movies on one buck night?

A: They couldn't fit a deer into the car.

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Where do Russians stream movies from?

Nyetflix.

How do Russians watch online movies?

Nyetflix!

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What do you call it when an ex pees on you?

EX-STREAM!

Where do Russians stream movies from?

Nyetflix.