Where do Russians stream movies from?

Nyetflix.

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What did the Russian athlete say when he was stung by a mosquito during the Summer Olympics in Rio de Janeiro?

zika blyat

What's the difference between a camel and a Russian?

A camel can walk for 30 days without drinking but a Russian can drink for 30 days without walking.

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What's common between a crying baby and a gun?

You must not bring either to the movies.

What did Christian Grey say when he read reviews of his movie?

People did not like my movie. I guess I am 50 shades of letdown... But I can sure GET UP"!

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Where do Russians stream movies from?

Nyetflix.

What's the most popular Russian streaming service?

Nyetflix

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Why are there no astronauts on Twitch.tv?

Because in space, no one can hear you stream.

What do you call it when an ex pees on you?

EX-STREAM!