Freeze your dog and then take an angle grinder and use it on your dog and it Will say meeeeeow. Dunk your cat in gasoline and light it on fire and it Will say woof
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Put it in the freezer for three days. Run it through a bandsaw. Meoooooow.
How do you make a dog say meow? Put it in the freezer, then get a chainsaw and cut it. MEEEEEEEOOOWWW!!
He was studying foreign languages.
People got lit and turnt.
They're lit.
Because authorities want a carbon copy of all matters.
Because they use their head.
No have to cut me off. Fall off barstool by myself. end metajoke
Four. One to cut the hole in the ice and three to push the boat through.
Cover it in lighter fluid and throw a match at it: "WOOF!"
Wrap it around a tree
Some day you will be red!
A: None! If you'd just make it a day exterior we wouldn't be screwing around with all these damn light bulbs!"
Bossy just fired me !
Bernadette.
He just wanted the inside scoop.
