Freeze your dog and then take an angle grinder and use it on your dog and it Will say meeeeeow. Dunk your cat in gasoline and light it on fire and it Will say woof
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Put it in the freezer for three days. Run it through a bandsaw. Meoooooow.
He stole her blanket.
Freezing.
Douse it in gasoline and set it alight.
Soak it in gasoline, hold a match up to it, and "woof!"
Pour some gasoline on it and WOOF!
A dog house, because a cat house has no woof!
Someone who stays up all night wondering if there really is a dog.
The Mexican said, "A border".
lighting a candle* Doctor: When we find you a new liver.
They never stop lighting up.
A: So she could keep the refrigerator cold.
Because when she kept it in the freezer it took too much skin off.
Equationally.
because lions only understand .rars
One's a Swedish Phish and the other's a fetus swish
