Why does the man go to the beach when he's hungry?

Because of the sand which is there.

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What does it mean when a man is in your bed, gasping for air, and calling your name?

You didn't hold down the pillow for long enough.

What is the definition of a good farmer?

A man outstanding in his field.

Beach Jokes More Beach Jokes

Why doesn't Kanye West take his wife to the beach?

Because he is afraid tidal wave will take her away from him.

Why didn't the mathematician want to go to the beach?

He didn't want people to see his tan lines.

Sand Jokes More Sand Jokes

Why can't you starve in a desert?

Because of all the sand which is there.

What did I do in my 3-year-old?

I ate sand.