Why does the man go to the beach when he's hungry?

Because of the sand which is there.

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What do you call a man with no arms or legs playing in the leaves?

Russell.

Why do so few men end up in Heaven?

They never stop to ask directions.

Beach Jokes More Beach Jokes

Why Aren't Elephants Allowed On The Beach?

Because they always blow their trunks off!

Why did the wave fail the driving test?

It kept crashing on the beach.

Sand Jokes More Sand Jokes

How many grains of sand are there in the world?

As many as 27. I'm referring to the number of times good ol' 27 was reposted.

Why is the sand at the beach Wet?

because the sea weed.