How would the Mexican Star-Spangled Banner begin?

Jose can you see

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What do Windows and a submarine have in common?

If you open the windows in a submarine, your problems will begin.

Why don't cows drink milk?

because they lactose I don't know why I found this so funny! ready for the down vote to begin 3

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What did the Mexican Firefighter name his two children?

Jose and Hose B

What do you call a Mexican that won't get on a scale?

A no weigh Jose.