How would the Mexican Star-Spangled Banner begin?

Jose can you see

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What word begins with M and ends in arriage and is a mans favourite thing?

A: Miscarriage This joke never gets old, just like the baby.

What word that begins with "N" and ends with "R" do you never want to call a black person?

Neighbor

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What did the Hispanic firefighter name his kids?

Jose and Hose-B

What do you call a Mexican that won't get on a scale?

A no weigh Jose.