Mock Jokes

What do you call something that makes fun of people and can fly?

A mocking bird!

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Who is jay?

and why are they always mocking him

What do you call a fissure in the earth that houses old Russian rulers who like to mock others ironically?

Tsar-Chasm

What's an alcoholic's favorite book?

Tequila mocking bird

What's a bartender's favorite book?

Tequilla mocking bird.

What is the most popular novel in Mexico?

Tequila mocking bird

What happens when you mock the host of Diners, Drive-In's, and Dives?

The guy gets fierious.

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Why do women love Satan?

He's down to Earth.

Why do telescopes like the Moon so much?

Because they find him very down to earth.

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What's an alcoholic's favorite book?

Tequila mocking bird

What is an alcoholic's favorite book?

Tequila Mockingbird

Russian Jokes More Russian Jokes

What would you call a Russian invasion of Alaska?

Ice Krim(http://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/%D0%9A%D1%80%D1%8B%D0%BC)

What do you call a russian tree?

Dimitree

Guy Jokes More Guy Jokes

What do you give the guy who has everything?

Penicillin

What do you call two guys using the same urinal?

Peers

Tequila Mock Bird Jokes More Tequila Mock Bird Jokes

What is the most popular novel in Mexico?

Tequila mocking bird

What's an alcoholic's favorite book?

Tequila mocking bird

House Jokes More House Jokes

What do you get if you play a C&amp?

W song backwards? Your wife back, your house back, your car back, and your dog back.

What did the hippie say when I asked him to leave my house?

Nah, I'm-a stay.

Dive Jokes More Dive Jokes

When can you dive in a swimming pool and not get your hair wet ?

When your bald !

Where do mermaids go to see movies?

The dive-in

Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

Why can't penguins fly?

They're too short to reach the controls of the plane.

What do you get if your budgie flies into the blender ?

Shredded Tweet !