What do you get when you cross a pig and a Christmas tree?

a porcupine

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What do you get when you cross a Unitarian with a Jehovah's Witness?

Someone who knocks on your door for no apparent reason.

Why did Princess Di cross the road?

Interia

Pig Jokes More Pig Jokes

Where the hell did you get?

the barkeep asks. "I won it, playing cards", says the pig.

Why can't there be a Santa Pig?

Pigs don't fit in chimneys.

Porcupine Jokes More Porcupine Jokes

What the difference between a police car and a porcupine?

With a police car, the pricks are on the inside

What's the exchange rate for pigs and trees?

A porcupine.

Christmas Tree Jokes More Christmas Tree Jokes

What does a Christmas tree and a monk have in common?

They both have ornamental balls

What do The Pope &amp a Christmas Tree have in common?

The balls are just for decoration.