What do you get when you cross a pig and a Christmas tree?

a porcupine

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What bus crossed the Atlantic Ocean?

Columbus

Why did the duck cross the basketball court?

He heard the referees were blowing fouls... -Jim Norton

Pig Jokes More Pig Jokes

What do you get if you cross a pig and a telephone ?

A lot of crackling on the line !

Why is a pig in a water trough like a penny?

Because its head is on one side and its tail is on the other.

Porcupine Jokes More Porcupine Jokes

What's the difference between a bmw driver and a porcupine?

A porcupine has the pricks on the outside.

What's the difference between a porcupine and a BMW full of lawyers?

A: The porcupine has the pricks on the outside.

Christmas Tree Jokes More Christmas Tree Jokes

What do priests and christmas trees have in common?

Their balls are just for decoration.

Which is the toughest tree?

A Christmas Tree because it has the most balls