What do you get when you cross a pig and a Christmas tree?

a porcupine

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Why did the reddit mod cross the road?

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Why did the chicken of the sea cross the road?

Because a tuna can!

Pig Jokes More Pig Jokes

What do you end up with when your pig smokes pot?

Baked ham.

Why do pigs love Halloween?

There's lots of hogsgobblin.

Porcupine Jokes More Porcupine Jokes

What's the difference between a porcupine and a Hummer?

The porcupine has the pricks on the outside.

What do you get when you cross a porcupine with a turtle?

A slowpoke!

Christmas Tree Jokes More Christmas Tree Jokes

What do Justin Beiber and Christmas trees have in common?

Their balls are only for decoration.

Why did the Christmas tree get thrown in prison?

Treeson.