What's the most poular Christmas carol in the desert?

Oh caaamel ye faithful.

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Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

How did Luke Skywalker know what Darth Vader got him for Christmas?

He felt his presents.

What do you call a man who claps at Christmas ?

Santapplause !

Desert Jokes More Desert Jokes

Why is it impossible to starve in a desert?

Because of the sand, which is everywhere.

Why is the Camel so hard to see in the desert?

Because it's Camel-flaged...

Ye Jokes More Ye Jokes

What's that hangin' off ye?

The pirate responds, "arrr! I've no idea, but it's drivin' me nuts!"

How tall do you have to be to ride a Kanye West rollercoaster?

About Ye big.