What happened to the man running in front of the car?

He got tired. What happened to the man running behind the car He got exhausted.

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What happens when you throw a hand grenade into a kitchen?

Well, the mess is the same but the annoying jabbering stops.

What happens when a Pokemon goes through puberty?

It's bells sprout.

Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What's black and white and red allover?

My dalmatian after being hit by a car

Why don't we run through the parking lot?

me laying on the ground in front of the car that hit me Because it's dangerous

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What did the man in the wheelchair say when he returned the hat he borrowed?

Thanks for the handy cap.

What did the shirt say to the pants zipper?

Your so fly man

Exhaust Jokes More Exhaust Jokes

Why is it a bad idea to run behind a car?

You'll get exhausted

Why should you never run behind a bus?

You will get exhausted.