What happened to the man running in front of the car?

He got tired. What happened to the man running behind the car He got exhausted.

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Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What happened when Canada got rid of the penny?

Canadians became *penniless*

What happened when Dr Frankenstein swallowed some uranium?

He got atomic ache.

Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What kind of car did the German cowboy purchase?

Audi *tips hat*

What did the undertaker say as the coffin fell out of the car?

We'll have to rehearse that."

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What do you call a man with a fetish for US currency who works on a dairy farm?

A quarter-pounder with cheese.

Why do countries "cut ties" when things get tense ?

So weird having men walk around in suits and half ties.

Exhaust Jokes More Exhaust Jokes

What do you do when you're racist and all the immigrants exhaust you?

You kip.

What's the difference between tired and exhausted?

When you run in front of a car you get tired. When you run behind a car you get exhausted.