What happened to the man running in front of the car?

He got tired. What happened to the man running behind the car He got exhausted.

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What happens when a linguist gets sick?

Plosive diarrhea

What happened when the teacher fell in the copier?

A: She was beside herself.

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What video game system do police officers play in their cars?

Wii U, Wii U, Wii U...

What car do dogs drive?

A Doge charger

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What is the difference between a hog and a man?

A: A hog doesn't have to sit in a bar and buy drinks all night just so he can f*** some pig.

Why don't men install urinals in their houses?

Their wives just wouldn't stand for it :)

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Why should you never run behind a bus?

You will get exhausted.

Which is better exercise, chasing a car or running away from one?

Chasing a car. After running from a car you'll just be tired, but after chasing one you'll be exhausted.