Why girls live longer than boys?

SHOPPING" never causes HEART ATTACKS, but,"PAYING the "BILLS" does

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Girl Jokes More Girl Jokes

What were you before you came to school boys and girls?

asked the teacher hoping that someone would say "babies." She was disappointed when all the children cried out "Happy!"

What do you call girls that have a chance of winning?

Chicken Tenders.

Boy Jokes More Boy Jokes

How long are you supposed to wait to return a boy's call?

This IRS guy sounded pretty into me

Why did the boy peek down the toilet bowl?

He was trying to find Winnie the Pooh.