Provolone Jokes

Why was the cheese so sad?

Because it was provOLONE

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What would you tell someone who is attempting to steal your cheese (hint: not "nacho cheese")?

Leave my provolone!

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What's the difference between America and a pot of yogurt?

If you leave a pot of yogurt alone for 200 years it develops a culture.

What did the mother Buffalo say when her boy left for college?

BYE-SON!

Attempt Jokes More Attempt Jokes

How many bodies do you have buried there?

My attempts at small talk.

What do you call attempting to jump to light speed before checking the Hyper Drive first?

A Wookie mistake!

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

Why do you Americans drive on the wrong side of the road?

I told him, "Dude, we literally drive on the right side."

What did the German physicist use to drink his beer?

Ein stein. - From Big Nate, as told by my kid.

Steal Jokes More Steal Jokes

What do you call a robotic transforming Malaysian airliner?

If it's evil, a Deceptigone. If not, an Autobottomoftheocean Shamelessly stolen from

What's the difference between a basketball player and a mexican?

Nothing, they both run, jump, shoot and steal.

Nacho Cheese Jokes More Nacho Cheese Jokes

What cheese can never be yours?

Nacho cheese.

What type of cheese is not yours?

Nacho cheese!!!

Hint Jokes More Hint Jokes

How does the quadriplegic cross the free way?

I'll give you a hint... Take the "F" out of "free" and the "F" out of "way".

What spends a good 3 hours a day in my hand?

hint* it starts with P and ends with S. Pens! :D ... wait what were YOU THINKING ! ! !

Cheese Jokes More Cheese Jokes

What do you call an anorexic chick with a yeast infection?

Quarter pounder with cheese

What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of its cage?

Camembert

Macaulay Culkin Jokes More Macaulay Culkin Jokes

What is Macaulay Culkin's favorite cheese?

Provolone

Why did Michael Jackson not molest Macaulay Culkin?

He wasn't hot enough.