Provolone Jokes

Why was the cheese so sad?

Because it was provOLONE

Couple's Daily Question Mug

Couple's Daily Question Mug

Coffee Mug

What would you tell someone who is attempting to steal your cheese (hint: not "nacho cheese")?

Leave my provolone!

You might also enjoy:

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

How can you tell if a carpenter is happy?

Check his spirit level.

How can a black woman tell if she is pregnant?

When she goes to pull out her tampon and all the cotton's been picked.

Hint Jokes More Hint Jokes

How does the quadriplegic cross the free way?

I'll give you a hint... Take the "F" out of "free" and the "F" out of "way".

What's the worst thing you can call a black person?

Hint: starts with an N and ends with an R Neighbor

Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

Why are you hitting that spider?

wife: I don't like spiders me: Ooooh *grabs newspaper* mother-in-law leaving I don't have to take this

Why do bagpipers leave their cases on their dashboards?

A. So they can park in handicapped zones.

Macaulay Culkin Jokes More Macaulay Culkin Jokes

What would you call Macaulay Culkin if he was black?

Homie alone

What is Macaulay Culkin's favorite cheese?

Provolone

Steal Jokes More Steal Jokes

What do you call a Mexican who's car got stolen?

Carlos.

Why did the firefly keep stealing things ?

What goes "snap crackle and pop" A firefly with a short circuit !

Attempt Jokes More Attempt Jokes

Why did the crowd watch the man futily attempt to blend oil and water for hours on end?

It was unmiscible.

What did the newly paroled French prisoner name his restaurant?

Attempted Crepe

Cheese Jokes More Cheese Jokes

What do you call cheese that isn't yours...?

Not *your* cheese!

What do you call an anorexic girl with a yeast infection?

Quarter-pounder with cheese

Nacho Cheese Jokes More Nacho Cheese Jokes

What cheese can never be yours?

Nacho cheese.

What do you call cheese that's not yours ?

Nacho cheese