Why is the computer so aggressive?

It bytes

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What's the difference between a computer and a woman?

A computer only has to have information punched into it once.

How is a computer like an air conditioner?

They both stop working properly when you open windows.

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Why was the first computer never invited to dinner?

It would just take a few bytes then run.

How do you send a sandwich to someone on a computer?

in bytes