Ai Jokes

What do you call a blonde who dyes her hair brown?

AI (Artificial Intelligence)

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What is an AI's favorite food?

RAM crackers

What do you call a Chinese speaking person who complains a lot?

wo ai ni

What does Rick Ross say after opening a pack with only Hershey's in it?

Ain't no merci

Where is Disturbed's favorite vacation spot?

Hawa-a-ai-i

What method did SFML perform when the Human lost to the AI?

Text.GetRect()

What did the wolfman say to the sentient AI?

I am a were

What do you get when you subtract the date and time that Tony Stark built an AI from the current date and time?

The Age Of Ultron.

What do you call it when a hedge fund manager loses his job to a Watson inspired AI built by IBM?

It doesn't matter. We'll all be laughing too hard to care.

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Hedge Fund Manager Jokes More Hedge Fund Manager Jokes

What do you call the CFO of a landscaping company?

A hedge fund manager

What do you call it when a hedge fund manager loses his job to a Watson inspired AI built by IBM?

It doesn't matter. We'll all be laughing too hard to care.

Ram Jokes More Ram Jokes

Why did the ram run off the cliff?

He didn't see the ewe turn.

What did the RAM stick say to the politician?

I'm PC2!

Tony Stark Jokes More Tony Stark Jokes

Why did no one ever consider Tony Stark (the Iron Man) a protagonist?

Because he was always cited as the Anthony hero.

What do you get when you subtract the date and time that Tony Stark built an AI from the current date and time?

The Age Of Ultron.

Disturb Jokes More Disturb Jokes

What is white and disturbs your breakfast?

An avalanche

Why did the lettuce get arrested?

for disturbing the peas!

Dracula Jokes More Dracula Jokes

What is Dracula's girlfriend called when she gives him head?

Down for the count!

What do Dracula's girlfriend and Mike Tyson have in common?

They both go down for the count!!

Build Jokes More Build Jokes

Why did you burn that building down?

Me: Because they keep sending emails after unsubscribing. Cop: You're free to go.

Why were India kicked out of the Soccer world Cup held in England in 1966 ?

A. Every time they were given a corner, they built a shop."

Hair Jokes More Hair Jokes

What's the easiest way to get the chewing gum out of your hair?

Cancer

Which side of a horse has the most hair?

The OUTSIDE! oh-my-goodness, that's hilarious! Skip

Subtract Jokes More Subtract Jokes

How does a cow add and subtract?

With a cowculator.

Why did the philanthropist learn how to subtract?

Because he wanted to make a difference. My first original, time for open mic!