AI (Artificial Intelligence)
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Coffee Mug
RAM crackers
wo ai ni
Ain't no merci
Hawa-a-ai-i
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The Age Of Ultron.
It doesn't matter. We'll all be laughing too hard to care.
Delta blues.
Only once, and then you are subtracting it from 20.
Her husband on a date.
Because OCT 31 is the same as DEC 25.
Times fun when you're having flies
Because he was too slow.
Elementary, my dear Watson.
Holmes replies, "A lemon tree, Watson.."
Because she couldn't control her pupils.
Only one, given that he's koali-fied for the job.
The Sirens of the Rams.
One's the year of the ram, the other is the ram of the year.
He kneaded the doe. (Doesn't work too well in text)
When you drop a load in a washing machine it doesn't text you every hour for a week.
Mr. Salad asks. She replies, "It doesn't matter to me, just be well dressed."
It doesn't matter how many. They just compliment it and get mad when it won't screw.