What did Whitney Houston's coroner say as he unbuckled his belt?

It's not right, but it's OK

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Why did the belt get arrested?

Because it held up a pair of pants. I'll show myself out.

What are the three biggest lies an Oklahoma State fan tells?

I WON this belt buckle, I OWN that truck, and I swear to God I was just helping that sheep over the fence.

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What's Whitney Houston's favorite type of co-ordination?

HAAAANNNNNNNDDDDDDDDD EYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!

What's the difference between Whitney Houston and a black widow?

Nothing. Neither can climb out of a bathtub.