How did you get malaria from a stab?

Malaryan Steel."

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What do you get when you stab a toddler with a pair of scissors?

An erection.

Why does the media always call a stabbing incident a "violent" stabbing incident?

Is it possible to stab someone non-violently

Malaria Jokes More Malaria Jokes

Why is Pokemon quite realistic?

Because in the games, Bug-types are effective against Dark-types. Just like malaria in Africa.

What did Cholera say to Malaria?

Are you gonna Jaundice on Saturday