Why do they call them the minute men?

Because they lasted a minute in battle

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Minute Jokes More Minute Jokes

What do South American governments and internal combustion engines have in common?

Both are measured in revolutions per minute.

How long did Dorothy, the Scarecrow, and the Cowardly Lion have to wait for the Tin Man?

Ten minutes.

Battle Jokes More Battle Jokes

How did the aquarium win the battle?

Giant Fish Tanks.

Why are there windows on the back of French tanks?

So they can watch the battle