Why do they call them the minute men?

Because they lasted a minute in battle

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Minute Jokes More Minute Jokes

How do you get a dozen eggs out of a washing machine in less than a minute?

i'm serious... help.

How long is one minute?

It depends on what side of the bathroom door you're on.

Battle Jokes More Battle Jokes

What does velcro yell as it charges into battle?

ATTACH!

What do you call souvenirs from the last battle of the Napoleonic wars?

Wat-heirlooms.