User Jokes

What do computers and reincarnation have in common?

Switching Users

Interactive Joke of the Day Mug

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Coffee Mug

What did the /r/science mod say to the user?

removed

What is that thing, which the maker cannot use, and the user cannot see?

Coffin

What do Steam users and Reddit admins have in common?

They don't want to pay for mods.

Why are all the users of Ashley Madison worried about their emails leaking?

They will be millionaires when the Nigerian princes finish downloading the file.

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What's something that the inventor doesn't want, the buyer doesn't use, and the user doesn't know about it?

A casket

Why did users stop coming to r/jokes?

Because their jokes weren't very funny.

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What is Apple users favorite movie?

No Escape

How is your day going?

G- Pretty well, Do you want me to walk you back? B- walk me back? G- to the friendzone you just tried to escape.

Tumblr User Jokes More Tumblr User Jokes

Why do tumblr users make for poor gunmen?

They are afraid of triggers.

Why did the Tumblr user get cut up on Halloween?

She identified as pump-kin.

Mom Jokes More Mom Jokes

What do your mom and the Baltimore Police have in common?

They both like giving nickel rides to black men!

How do you get out of Sunday school?

You tell your mom you're Sikh.

Rjoke Jokes More Rjoke Jokes

What's an easy way on /r/jokes to find feminism jokes?

Just look for ones that have a "JOKE:" disclaimer

What does a redditer say when he reads a joke on r/jokes?

We saw that same joke two days ago

Sean Murray Jokes More Sean Murray Jokes

What is Sean Murray's favorite song ?

The sound of silence

What did EA give Sean Murray for a parting gift upon leaving EA?

Game dev lessons.

Tumblr Jokes More Tumblr Jokes

How can you tell if you bought lube from Tumblr?

Because it Lubri-Can't Even!

Why does the lemon feel uncomfortable making friends outside of tumblr?

Because it has cis-trust issues

Twitter Jokes More Twitter Jokes

What climate scientist does Disney follow on twitter?

The rogue one

What's the different between Twitter and Game of Thrones?

Twitter has a character limit

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many literalists does it take to change a lightbulb?

One.

How many Ferguson police does it take to change a light bulb?

None, they'll just shoot the room for being black.