Why was the Butcher depressed?

Because his life was in shambles.

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Life Jokes More Life Jokes

Why are men afraid of the world?

They spend 9 months trying to get out of a woman and the rest of their life trying to get back in.

What begins with S, ends with X and will change your life?

Smallpox

Butcher Jokes More Butcher Jokes

Who does the butcher look forward to seeing after a tough day at work?

His loving knife.

How does a butcher introduce his wife to his friends?

Meet Patty"