Why was the Butcher depressed?

Because his life was in shambles.

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What is best potato?

Latvian potato is best potato. Is kind you spend whole life looking for. Also, low calories.

Why are hipsters the oldest known form of life?

They were on the Earth before it was cool.

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What is it that you do?

He: "I'm a butcher."

Why did the butcher get fired?

For bringing home the bacon.