What do Abraham Lincoln and an '80s sitcom have in common?

Both were shot before a live audience.

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Why didn't the white officer shoot the black guy?

Just kidding he did

Why do black people like the NBA?

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Why can't Abraham Lincoln remember the Gettysburg Address?

Because he's dead.

What do Abraham Lincoln and an '80s sitcom have in common?

Both were shot before a live audience.