What do you call a stoner when horny?

Now please post weed related jokes

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Why do stoners spend so much money?

because they're high rollers

What did the middle eastern man say to his marijuana enthusiast wife?

Stoner!

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Why doesn't Stephen Hawking need a wife?

Because he has his own shoulder to cry on. Edit: all credit goes to /u/Earleebird who posted it in a comment in /r/oldschoolcool

Why does the Pope keep his underwear on while bathing?

Because he doesn't like looking down on the unemployed. First to ever post this joke here, yay!

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What does a weed addict day when something miraculous happens?

Dank god

What is the best kind of weed?

When I'm weed you )

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Where do people go for pasta related crimes?

A PENNEtentiary!

What inning is it?

is not a valid Football related question. Sports are hard.