What's the real reason Mr. Clean is always smiling?

He likes it dirty.

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Why was Justin Biber in Frozen?

Cuz aparently he likes "snow".

Why didn't the tree like to play checkers?

Because it was a chesnut tree.

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Why is it NASA has never sent a woman to the moon?

It don't need cleaning!

Where do I start cleaning!?

5mins later* Me: I need a new room.

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What's the real reason Lego Movie didn't get nominated for an Oscar?

They thought it was called "The Leo Movie".

When I asked her why, she said "uhhh no real reason". I'm thinking, "no reason, huh?

So I punched her in the face. Now she has a reason.

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What's the longest word in the dictionary?

Smiles" because there is a mile between each S!

Why is everyone smiling at me today?

checks fly* *no pants* Aaaah.