What's the real reason Mr. Clean is always smiling?

He likes it dirty.

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Why should I shave my downstairs?

Guy: Because I don't like hair in my food.

What's everyone's problem with euthanasia?

I like little asian kids

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Why does she keep cleaning the floors?

Me: Her stepsisters make her. 5: She should just buy a Roomba.

Why is it NASA has never sent a woman to the moon?

It don't need cleaning!

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What's the real reason Mr. Clean is always smiling?

He likes it dirty.

What is the real reason leaves fall to the ground?

They know people will blow them.

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Who's there ! Aardvark ! Aardvark who ?

Aardvark a million miles for one of your smiles !

What do you call a Roman with a wet mustache and a smile?

Gladiator.