What's the real reason Mr. Clean is always smiling?

He likes it dirty.

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What does James Bond say after a heavy workout?

I would like to have Whey. Shaken, not stirred.

What do you call Stephen Hawking rolling away from an explosion?

Hot wheels (First joke, hope you like it.)

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What does the aquarium janitor use to clean?

She uses all-porpoise cleaner!

What did the mexican boy say to his mom after he mopped the floors and found his brother?

I've cleaned up and found Jesus.

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What's the real reason Mr. Clean is always smiling?

He likes it dirty.

What's the real reason Lego Movie didn't get nominated for an Oscar?

They thought it was called "The Leo Movie".

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How do you get a clown to stop smiling?

Hit him in the face with an axe

What lies on the bottom of the sea and shakes?

A nervous wreck! I first heard this at xmas 1952 (64 years ago) and it still makes me smile.