Apple User Jokes

What is Apple users favorite movie?

No Escape

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How many Apple users does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. Once the bulb goes out, they replace the house.

How many Apple users does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. Once the bulb goes out, they replace the house.

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House Jokes More House Jokes

Why are haunted houses so noisy in April?

That's when the ghosts do their spring screaming!

How many divorcees does it take to change a lightbulb ?

A: None. The sockets all went with the house.

Escape Jokes More Escape Jokes

How did "El Chapo" escape prison?

Joaquin.

How did the hipster narco escape from prison?

By going underground

I Phone Jokes More I Phone Jokes

How is the iPhone 6 like /r/gonewild?

They both give you tightness in the pants. I'll see myself out...

What do Tim Cook and the iPhone 6 Plus have in common?

They both made the news for not being straight.

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb?

Need to know ASAP.

How many people with dementia does it take to change a lightbulb?

To get to the other side.

Buy Jokes More Buy Jokes

Why did the Irishman buy two tickets to the zoo?

One to get in and one to get out.

How could you be pregnant!?

I bought he GOOD dollar store condoms!!!

Apple Jack Jokes More Apple Jack Jokes

What cereal was removed from Tim Cook's breakfast?

Apple Jacks

Whats an ex-iphone user's favorite cereal?

Apple Jacks

Apple Jokes More Apple Jokes

What did the apple say to the banana?

Nothing -- apples don't talk!

What's loud and sounds like "apples"?

APPLES!!!*

Bulb Jokes More Bulb Jokes

How many triage nurses does it take to change a light bulb?

One but the bulb will have to spend four hours in the waiting room.

How many BLM protestors does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just one to hold the bulb while the world revolves around them.