Apple User Jokes

What is Apple users favorite movie?

No Escape

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How many Apple users does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. Once the bulb goes out, they replace the house.

How many Apple users does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. Once the bulb goes out, they replace the house.

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What cereal was removed from Tim Cook's breakfast?

Apple Jacks

What does Tim Cook have for breakfast in the morning?

Not Apple Jacks

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How many Mexicans does it take to replace a serviceable part of a complex machine?

Just Juan and Emmanuel.

How do you always keep your shoes tied?

Replace the laces with earphones.

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What do you call a fake Apple product?

An i-phony

What do you call a booth babe at Apple's events?

ICandy

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How many Android users does it take to buy an iPhone?

Zero. Apple doesn't accept EBT.

How do you stop a 6'4" 300lb black kid from charging?

You take away his EBT card.

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What did the cholo say when two houses fell on top of him?

Get off me homes!

How did you get into my house?

business.

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How many bikers does it take to change a light bulb?

It takes two. One to change the bulb and the other to kick the switch.

How many theoretical physicists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to hold the bulb and one to rotate the universe.

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Why is the iPhone 6 the coolest smart phone around?

Carry it around in your pocket for a while and it'll be on every selfie you take.

What did Nokia's executives say when the iPhone launched?

We're Finnished."

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What ya doin'?

She said "Buying luggage."

How many unwashed gorillas did Fetty Wap buy?

17 dirty apes.