What did the stoner say to his girlfriend?

We'd be good together.

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What's the difference between my guitar and my girlfriend?

My guitar doesn't yell at me when I snap it's g-string

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What do a stoner lost in the desert and Bolivia have in common?

They're both really high and have no access to water.

Why did the stoner take his wife to court?

He wanted to get joint custody.