When is the best time to go shopping?

When the stores are open.

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Where do you store your wine?

In the cabernet

What does an asylum have in common with a squirrel's house?

They're both used to store nuts.

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Why can't you shop in the UAE?

There's nothing Dubai.

How do you spell "SHOP"?

Me: S-H-O-P Friend: How do you say it Me: "Shop" Friend: What do you do when you get to a green light

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What is the best time to watch Predator?

Anytiiiiiiiiiime

What language do pirates speak?

Arrrrrrabic! A friend and I were extremely high and he thought of this.Good times.