Why do optometrists enjoy nautical jokes?

They have a good sense of aqueous humor.

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Why do they thank me in the cafeteria when I pay for my food like I had a choice?

Just tell me "enjoy the diarrhea" and I'll move along.

What do you call a Messiah that enjoys pain?

A masochrist.

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What do you call a Transformer that's also an optometrist?

Oculus Prime.

How does an optometrist make love?

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What molecule has the best sense of humor?

A helium polymer. HeHeHeHeHe

Why do optometrists enjoy nautical jokes?

They have a good sense of aqueous humor.