Why do optometrists enjoy nautical jokes?

They have a good sense of aqueous humor.

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What do you call Charlie Sheen's brother if he were a financial advisor?

Emilio Investevez. Fun game/running joke friends in college used to play. Wondering if Reddit would enjoy the game too.

What foreplay does the praying mantis girlfriend enjoys ?

Being given head.

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How does an optometrist make love?

Better like this ... or better like this

Why should optometrists never tell jokes?

Because they're too cornea.

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What molecule has the best sense of humor?

A helium polymer. HeHeHeHeHe

Why do optometrists enjoy nautical jokes?

They have a good sense of aqueous humor.