Pew Pew Jokes

What's the difference between a church and a mosque?

In a church you see pew, pew pew. In a mosque you hear pew pew pew.

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What does a laser in a church sound like?

Pew pew pew!

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Where do Tie Fighters sit in church?

In the *pew*.

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Why do Storm Troopers like churchs?

Cuz of all the pews. I hate myself

What's the difference between a church and a mosque?

In a church you see pew, pew pew. In a mosque you hear pew pew pew.

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They both go PEW PEW PEW

What's the difference between a church and a mosque?

In a church you see pew, pew pew. In a mosque you hear pew pew pew.

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What do you call the Skunk who wears khaki's and goes to private school?

Preppy le Pew

What colour pants do you need to start a vehicle?

Khaki

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What do you call a bunch of stereotypical Americans running?

Nothing, it never happens.

What happens when you combine Rick & Morty with a Solar Flare?

You get Solar Morty and WOOOoooooo!

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What sound does a Chinese roller coaster make as it goes up an incline?

chink chink chink chink

What sound did they make?

Bum-bum tssh!

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What happens in a battle between storm troopers and red shirts?

Star Trek) The storm troopers all miss, and the red shirts all die

Why do Storm Troopers like churchs?

Cuz of all the pews. I hate myself

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Why was the skunk arrested for counterfeiting?

Because he gave out bad scents (cents).

What do you get if you cross a skunk and an owl?

A bird that stinks but doesn't give a hoot!