How do you turn a dishwasher into a snow thrower?

Give her a shovel.

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Why is the fridge shaking so much?

It's running just fine. Probrably because it's so turned on!

What's black, white and red, and can't turn around in an elevator?

A nun with a spear through her head.

Shovel Jokes More Shovel Jokes

What do you get when you cross a chili pepper, a shovel, and a dachshund?

A hot diggity dog.

What did one shovel say to the other during a recurring fight?

Can we just bury this?

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How do you turn a dishwasher into a snow plow?

Give her a shovel!

Why are wedding gowns white?

Cuz the dishwasher should match the stove and the fridge