How do you turn a dishwasher into a snow thrower?

Give her a shovel.

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How do you stop a Polish army on horseback?

A: Turn off the carousel.

How did Satan turn an unbeliever holy?

He scared the hell out of him.

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What's more fun than swinging a dead baby by a string?

Stopping it with a shovel!

Why did I need to bring a shovel on my first date?

Clearly the chloroform wasn't enough.

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Why are almost all brides dresses white?

So the dishwasher matches the washing machine

How do you turn a dishwasher into a snowplow?

Give her a shovel.