How do you turn a dishwasher into a snow thrower?

Give her a shovel.

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Why did the Japanese funeral home have to turn away new business?

They ran out of san storage

What do you call it when you turn into a vampire before being bitten?

Premature Edraculation

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What's more fun than swinging an infant over your head with a rope as fast as you can?

Stopping it with a shovel

What were the headlines like when the shovel was invented?

There's been a ground breaking discovery...

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What did the Middle Eastern dishwasher say when his boss asked him what he did all day at work?

Iraq the dishes in the dish rack and Iran the dishwasher

How do you know a blonde has been using a dishwasher?

A.It's cloged up with paper plates.