What's worse than locking your keys in you car outside an abortion clinic?

Having to go inside and ask for a coathanger

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What kind of car does Bill Cosby drive?

A Honda quaalude. (Credit to my girlfriend)

Why does Axl Rose have trouble getting his car fixed?

Because no one wants to feel his serpentine.

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When I was just a little girl I asked my mother, what will I be?

Will I be pretty Will I be rich Here's what she said to me No

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Ask her if she is a Bernie Sanders supporter.

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Why does the Italian pasta maker always get locked out of his house?

because he has gnocchi

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Take your girl and your dog, and lock them in the back of a car, return in 5 hours, which one do you think will be happy to see you?

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What did the Men's Right's Activist say when he left his piano out in the rain?

MUH SOGGY KEYS!

What are the keys made of?

Me Uhh.. Rhino appears behind me Tell him Kyle

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What's the difference between a potato and a vegetable...?

Not knowing how to use a coathanger...

What do accidental pregnancies and locked cars both have in common?

Both can be fixed with a coathanger.