What's the difference between Naruto and Bleach?

No one ever told me to drink Naruto

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What's the difference between Batman, and a black man?

Batman can go out at night without Robin. Ba-Dum-Tis!!!!!!!

What's the difference between an Engineering student and an Arts student when tying their shoes?

The arts student gets a mark for it.

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What's worse: Alzheimer or Parkinson?

Alzheimer. I'd rather drink my beer shaking than forget to to drink it.

Who makes a drinking sound like this makes drinking sound?

GEORGE GRASHINGTON!

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How do you get a blonde to marry you?

Tell her she's pregnant.

Why did the idiot have his sundial floodlit ?

So he could tell the time at night !

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What do a 14 year old and an open bucket of bleach have in common?

For twenty bucks either'll take care of your toddler. -&y (yup, mine)

What did the black guys say to the bleach?

you basic

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What did Naruto say at his mentor'a funeral?

Bereave it.

Why does Naruto vomit after every meal?

He's