What's the difference between Naruto and Bleach?

No one ever told me to drink Naruto

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What's the difference between a hipster and a fire hose?

It takes more than one hipster to push the black people out of a neighborhood.

What's the difference between swine flu and bird flu?

For swine flu you need "Oinkment", for bird flu you need "Tweetment".

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Why does the hobo only drink coffee?

Because he has no proper tea! Hehehhehahahahhhehveahhs

What's A Columbian's Favorite Kind of Drink?

Coke.

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How do you start to politely tell someone that their God isn't in the stars?

Well... If it's any constellation..."

What kinds of stories do dolphins tell around the campfire?

They're just ghost stories for all in tents and porpoises.

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How do depressed people lighten' up?

They drink bleach.

What's Jacob Sartorius' Favourite Anime?

Bleach.

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What did Naruto say at his mentor'a funeral?

Bereave it.

Why does Naruto vomit after every meal?

He's