Club Sandwich Jokes

What's a caveman's favorite lunchtime meal?

A club sandwich.

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What do you call a baby seal between two slices of bread?

A clubbed sandwich

What did the baby seal order for lunch?

The club sandwich.

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Bread Jokes More Bread Jokes

When is a bread not kneaded?

When it's unnecessary

What did the bread say before it jumped into the toaster?

I'M BREADY TO DIE"

Baby Seal Jokes More Baby Seal Jokes

What do you call a baby seal between two slices of bread?

A clubbed sandwich

What do Tiger Woods and baby seals have in common?

They both get clubbed by Norwegians...

Lunch Jokes More Lunch Jokes

What did you have for breakfast?

Pea Soup Q: What did you have for lunch A: Pea Soup Q: What did you have for dinner A: Pea Soup Q: What did you do all night A: Pee soup...

What did the Middle Eastern dictator say after he had lunch?

I ate so many chickpeas, now I falafel.

Handle Jokes More Handle Jokes

Why do Polish police cars have stripes on the side?

A: So the cops can find the handles.

Who'll handle the Guantanamo closing?

Same guys who did Circuit City

Club Jokes More Club Jokes

What do physics majors do when they hit the club?

They torque it..

What do animal poachers do in their spare time?

They go clubbing.

Bacon Jokes More Bacon Jokes

How do you stop bacon from curling in the pan?

Take away their little brooms!

What is less Kosher than a bacon wrapped shrimp?

A communion wafer

Slice Jokes More Slice Jokes

How do you greet a slice of bread in Germany?

Gluten tag! Ba-dum tss.

Why did the crab take the last slice of pizza?

Because he's shellfish!

Deli Jokes More Deli Jokes

What did Adele name her sandwich shop?

A deli

What did the DJ order from the deli?

A club sandwich with extra beets.