Club Sandwich Jokes

What's a caveman's favorite lunchtime meal?

A club sandwich.

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What do you call a baby seal between two slices of bread?

A clubbed sandwich

What did the baby seal order for lunch?

The club sandwich.

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What did Dave Grohl say when he accidentally dropped his sandwich?

There goes my hero"

Why don't golf courses ever serve sandwiches?

They always turn out to be sub par.

Bread Jokes More Bread Jokes

What does the unemployed starving man ask his rich baker friend?

I just need some bread

What did the SI7 Agent say to a piece of bread in a costume?

Heh, disguised toast.

Club Jokes More Club Jokes

What is the first rule of Womans fight club?

Never tell anyone what are you so mad about

What happened when the Eskimo teens went clubbing?

They got new fur coats.

Deli Jokes More Deli Jokes

What did Adele name her sandwich shop?

A deli

What did Batman say at the deli?

Got ham

Baby Seal Jokes More Baby Seal Jokes

What do you call a baby seal between two slices of bread?

A clubbed sandwich

What do Tiger Woods and baby seals have in common?

They both get clubbed by Norwegians...

Bacon Jokes More Bacon Jokes

How do you stop bacon from curling in the pan?

Take away their little brooms!

How can you tell if someone loves bacon?

Don't worry, they'll tell you that stupid vegan joke.

Slice Jokes More Slice Jokes

How many Mexicans does it take to pave a driveway?

Six, if you slice them thin enough.

What did the oven tell the slice of bread?

You're !

Handle Jokes More Handle Jokes

Why is the peanut crying?

Because he couldn't handle his roast

Why do Polish police cars have stripes on the side?

A: So the cops can find the handles.