Club Sandwich Jokes

What's a caveman's favorite lunchtime meal?

A club sandwich.

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What do you call a baby seal between two slices of bread?

A clubbed sandwich

What did the baby seal order for lunch?

The club sandwich.

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Lunch Jokes More Lunch Jokes

What do they have for lunch at Monster School?

Human beans boiled legs pickled bunions and eyes-cream.

What do elephants in the zoo get for lunch?

Half an hour, just like the rest of the animals.

Handle Jokes More Handle Jokes

Why can you always trust Frankenstein's monster?

He's got somebody else's back, he could probably handle yours.

Why did the alcoholic quit his acting career when the audience jeered at him?

He couldn't handle his boos.

Baby Seal Jokes More Baby Seal Jokes

What do you call a baby seal between two slices of bread?

A clubbed sandwich

What do Tiger Woods and baby seals have in common?

They both get clubbed by Norwegians...

Bread Jokes More Bread Jokes

What do you call it when a German hits you with a loaf of bread?

Gluten Tag And when a hippie hits you with a loaf of bread Flour power And when a lot of people do it at the same time a rye-ot

What do you call a bread that catches a cold?

Flu-catcher bread

Deli Jokes More Deli Jokes

What did the DJ order from the deli?

A club sandwich with extra beets.

What did Batman say at the deli?

Got ham

Bacon Jokes More Bacon Jokes

Why did the bacon laugh?

Because the egg cracked a yolk.

What do you get when you cross a pig and a spider?

Bacon and scrambled leggs.

Club Jokes More Club Jokes

What happened when the Eskimo teens went clubbing?

They got new fur coats.

What do animal poachers do in their spare time?

They go clubbing.

Slice Jokes More Slice Jokes

How do you greet a slice of bread in Germany?

Gluten tag! Ba-dum tss.

How many Mexicans does it take to pave a driveway?

Six, if you slice them thin enough.