What rhymes with left and means steal?

theft

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What letter should you avoid?

The letter A because it makes men mean.

What are your expectations?

Me : Job. Interviewer : I mean what do you want from this job Me : Salary

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Why do rappers always get arrested?

Because he who did the rhyme did the crime

What rhymes with "hug me"?

Chutney.

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What do you call a theft by a stumbling person?

A lumberjack.

Why do Marxists only drink herbal tea?

Why do Marxists only drink herbal tea? Because proper tea is theft.