What rhymes with left and means steal?

theft

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What do you mean pi r square?

Pies are round

What do you mean I've had enough to drink?

Hold my beer while I fight this lamppost.

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What's brown and rhymes with Snoop Dog?

Dr.Dre

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Purple circle.

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Why do Marxists only drink herbal tea?

Why do Marxists only drink herbal tea? Because proper tea is theft.

Why do Marxists drink herbal tea?

Because all proper tea is theft.