What do a Caucasian woman's breasts have in common with clouds?

They're both white fluffy things that float high above the fruitful land where the seeds are planted.

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Float Jokes More Float Jokes

What do you call a dead baby floating in the middle of the ocean?

Bait.

Who was the best financier in the Bible?

Noah. He floated his stock while the whole world was in liquidation.

Cloud Jokes More Cloud Jokes

What's the difference between Mick Jagger and a Scottish shepherd?

One says, "Hey, you, get off of my cloud!" The other says, "Hey, MacLeod, get off of my ewe!

What's the difference between the Rolling Stones and Scotsman?

The Rolling Stones say "Hey, you, get off of my cloud." A Scotsman says "Hey, McCloud, get off of my ewe."

Plant Jokes More Plant Jokes

Why did the plant say after being watered?

I'm not hungry exactly, but I could still use a light snack".

How could that have happened ?

I can't understand it either because I planted cabbage !

Seed Jokes More Seed Jokes

What are you planting???

B: The seed of doubt. A: Dude, that's the worst joke I've ever heard! A: Or is it the best???

What did the blonde say when she looked into the box of Cheerios?

Wow!! Donut seeds!!!!

Caucasian Jokes More Caucasian Jokes

What do you call two Caucasian fellows in a box?

Saltines.

What's the difference between Asians and Caucasians?

Asians don't have the "cauc".

Source Jokes More Source Jokes

Why did Dracula's mother give him cough syrup?

Because Dracula was coffin. Source: A Laffy Taffy wrapper.

How do you hold a pirate rabbit?

With its buccaneers!