How does a black girl know she's pregnant?

When she pulls out her tampon the cotton is already picked

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What do women and hand grenades have in common?

When you pull the ring off, your house goes away

What do you think of wearing a straight jacket?

I think I could pull it off

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What do you get if you cross a black man with an octopus?

I don't know, but it's damn good at picking cotton.

What do you call the offspring of a black man and an octopus?

I don't know but it sure can pick a lot of cotton.

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Why don't black girls wear underwear to cookouts?

To keep the flies off the fried chicken.

How does a black girl know shes pregnant?

When all the cotton is picked off her tampon.