Kneel Jokes

Why does everyone hate 7?

Because 7 kneeled during the National Anthem.

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What would be funny about Hillary as president?

That she would be sitting at the desk that Monica once kneeled under!

What's the difference between a woman kneeling in prayer and a woman kneeling in a bathtub?

a woman kneeling in prayer has hope in her soul.

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What's the leading cause of obesity in women?

Wedding rings

Why do woman out live men?

They don't have wives

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Why was number 6 scared of number 7?

Because 7 8 9!

What's worse than a puppy nailed to a tree?

A puppy nailed to 7 trees.

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What's the difference between askreddit's mods and askreddit's subscribers?

Askreddit's subscribers are ok with offensive jokes.

Whats the difference between your mom and a washing machine?

When I drop a load in the washing machine it doesn't follow me around for a week.

Sit Jokes More Sit Jokes

What can you say in your defense?

ampndash Defendant! Stop clowning and sit down!

How do you get 4 girls to sit on one chair?

You flip it upside down.

Hope Jokes More Hope Jokes

What do you call a fuzzy animal that grows on trees?

A root bear! (I came up with this joke a few minutes ago. I hope it's funny)

What's the diffrence between a girl in a church and a girl in a bath?

The girl in a church has a soul full of hope and the girl in a bath has, well... EDIT: better structure.

Hillary Jokes More Hillary Jokes

Why is Hillary spelled with 2 L's?

One for 2008 and one for 2016.

What does Hillary's emails and a racist post have in common?

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Prayer Jokes More Prayer Jokes

What do you call it when a prayer is answered?

A coincidence.

How do you end a prayer to the Noodle God?

Ramen.

President Jokes More President Jokes

What do call the President of Russia with an upset stomach?

Vladimir Poopin

What's the difference between the US and Russian Presidents?

US presidents get shot while Russian presidents take shots.