How does a Russian catch fish?

A niet!

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What would you call a Russian invasion of Alaska?

Ice Krim(http://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/%D0%9A%D1%80%D1%8B%D0%BC)

What do you call a cow in a Russian forest?

A moss-cow. Alternative answer: dead.

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What do you call a communist video streaming service?

Niet-flix.

How does a Russian catch fish?

A niet!