What's big and hairy and goes 'beep beep'?

A monster in a traffic jam.

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Why did the strawberry cross the road?

There was a traffic jam.

What's the worst kind of jam?

A: A traffic jam!

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How did you end up here?

Elderly me: I made my kids steak instead of hot dogs. Him: *gasps* You monster.

Why was the monster standing on his head?

He was turning things over in his mind.