What's big and hairy and goes 'beep beep'?

A monster in a traffic jam.

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What's big and hairy and goes 'beep beep'?

A monster in a traffic jam.

How do you clear a traffic jam at a banker convention?

With a plunger.

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How do you address a monster?

Very politely.

What would you get if you crossed a monster with a redcoat?

A bigger target.