Traffic Jam Jokes

How do you clear a traffic jam at a banker convention?

With a plunger.

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What's big and hairy and goes 'beep beep'?

A monster in a traffic jam.

Why did the strawberry cross the road?

There was a traffic jam.

Why do they call it a traffic jam?

Because no one's jelly

What's the worst kind of jam?

A: A traffic jam!

Why did the girl smear peanut butter on the road?

To go with the traffic jam.

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To go with the traffic jam.

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He got stuck in a jam.

What's the worst kind of jam?

A: A traffic jam!

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What do Saudi guys and girls have in common?

They all get stoned constantly.

What kind of bikes do girls ride?

Menstrual Cycles (I'm 99% sure I made this up!)

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How do you clear out an Iraqi bingo parlour?

Call out "B-52"

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well I'm glad I've gotten that cleared up

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What is the meanest thing you could do to a blind person ?

Leave the plunger on the toilet.

How did Hellen Keller's parents punish her?

By leaving a plunger in the toilet