Traffic Jam Jokes

How do you clear a traffic jam at a banker convention?

With a plunger.

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What's big and hairy and goes 'beep beep'?

A monster in a traffic jam.

Why did the strawberry cross the road?

There was a traffic jam.

Why do they call it a traffic jam?

Because no one's jelly

What's the worst kind of jam?

A: A traffic jam!

Why did the girl smear peanut butter on the road?

To go with the traffic jam.

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Because his mother was in a jam.

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Strawberry and tarantula jelly !

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Berry Christmas!

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I don't know. Neither did she!

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To go with the traffic jam.

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The Trail of Smears

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Because she...let it go!

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Because it was FeO

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Leave a plunger in the toilet

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By leaving a plunger in the toilet

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What did I say when my Neutrogena products worked?

well I'm glad I've gotten that cleared up

How do you clear a traffic jam at a banker convention?

With a plunger.