Traffic Jam Jokes

How do you clear a traffic jam at a banker convention?

With a plunger.

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What's big and hairy and goes 'beep beep'?

A monster in a traffic jam.

Why did the strawberry cross the road?

There was a traffic jam.

Why do they call it a traffic jam?

Because no one's jelly

What's the worst kind of jam?

A: A traffic jam!

Why did the girl smear peanut butter on the road?

To go with the traffic jam.

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How do you clear a traffic jam at a banker convention?

With a plunger.

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Why did the monster dye her hair yellow?

To see if blondes have more fun.

What's the difference between a monster and a mouse?

A monster makes bigger holes in the skirting board.

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What's the difference between Tigger and Pooh?

I've never smeared tigger on my face

What do you call it when you keep wiping but brown still shows?

The Trail of Smears

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What is the meanest thing you could do to a blind person ?

Leave the plunger on the toilet.

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Leave the plunger in the toilet

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What did the one strawberry say to the other?

If you weren't so fresh, we wouldn't be in this jam!

What did one strawberry say to the other strawberry?

A: If you hadn't been so fresh, we wouldn't be in this jam!

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What's the worst kind of joke?

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What is the worst kind of wood to have in your home around your kids?

Naughty pine

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Why are men better cooks?

They only need 2 eggs n 1 sausage to keep a girl full for 9 months

What do you call it when a girl named "Sandy" Punches someone?

Sandy hook.

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What do you get when you cross a philosopher, an insomniac and a dyslexic?

A guy who stays up all night wondering if there's a dog. Infinite Jest, by DFW

Why Did the Paradox Cross the road?

Because it didn't.