Veterans Day Parade Jokes

Why don't skeletons go to the Veterans Day parade?

Because they don't have anybody to go with.

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Why wouldn't the dog attend the Veterans Day Parade?

There were too many vets.

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There were too many vets.

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Why wouldn't the dog attend the Veterans Day Parade?

There were too many vets.

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What kind of skeleton are you?

An XO skeleton"

Why didn't the skeleton go to the party?

Because it had nobody to go with.

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What do you call a dog with no back legs and metal balls?

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