Clickbait Jokes

What do blind fisherman use as bait?

Clickbait.

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How do you catch digital fish?

With clickbait, of course!

What is condemned and overused yet as inescapable as a black hole?

clickbait --

How to avoid clickbait?

clearly, you wouldn't know...

What has 9 letters and makes everyone mad?

Clickbait

How does a Buzzfeed writer catch fish?

Clickbait.

What do you get when you cross 400 Obese Water Buffalo with a Transgender Pimp?

Clickbait

What's the worst kind of joke?

Clickbait. Edit: Added a space which triggered someone.

How does clickbait work?

Just grab this electrical cable. Then what happens WHAT HAPPENS NEXT WILL SHOCK YOU!!!!!

How can you avoid clickbait?

Not like this.

What do you call a guy who only posts clickbait?

A master-baiter

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How do you catch a click?

Clickbait

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He drank so much poison it built his immuni-tea.

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What do you call a guy who is afraid of Santa?

Claustrophobic!

What do you call a guy who is in color guard?

A flaggot

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What's the worst kind of joke?

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What's the worst kind of T-Shirt?

A Casual Tee.

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What did the black holes say when they collided?

Nothing, they just waved. (Sorry)

How do you know Stephen Hawking has jungle fever?

He knows a lot about black holes

Space Jokes More Space Jokes

Why are sandwiches better in space?

They are always a bit METEOR!

How can you tell if a hamburger was grilled in space?

It's a little meteor.

Buzzfeed Jokes More Buzzfeed Jokes

How many Buzzfeed writers does it take to change a lightbulb?

13\. Number 9 will shock you!

Why does BuzzFeed skip every other number when counting?

They literally can't even.

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Why is Bill Gates scared of the number 7?

Because 7 8 10.

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Avoid Jokes More Avoid Jokes

Why are socially-aware western tourists avoiding Nice, France for their late-summer getaways?

All that Muslim hatred can really run you down.

What's a Cuban's favorite song?

Row row row your boat Over to Key West Scarily scarily scarily scarily Avoid the INS