Clickbait Jokes

What do blind fisherman use as bait?

Clickbait.

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How do you catch digital fish?

With clickbait, of course!

What is condemned and overused yet as inescapable as a black hole?

clickbait --

How to avoid clickbait?

clearly, you wouldn't know...

What has 9 letters and makes everyone mad?

Clickbait

How does a Buzzfeed writer catch fish?

Clickbait.

What do you get when you cross 400 Obese Water Buffalo with a Transgender Pimp?

Clickbait

What's the worst kind of joke?

Clickbait. Edit: Added a space which triggered someone.

How does clickbait work?

Just grab this electrical cable. Then what happens WHAT HAPPENS NEXT WILL SHOCK YOU!!!!!

How can you avoid clickbait?

Not like this.

What do you call a guy who only posts clickbait?

A master-baiter

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How do you catch a click?

Clickbait

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Pho Kyuu EDIT: No one understands how to pronounce "Pho". ;;

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10. 1 to change it and 9 to say they could have done it better.

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What do you call a guy who is afraid of Santa?

Claustrophobic!

What is a guy who rubs bear toes called?

Rob...wait for it... erto! Rubeartoe!

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Jesus: Why Judas: Like in a cross, how long Jesus: A what Judas:Across. How long across.

What do you get when you cross weed with weed?

You get high.

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What's a ducks favourite snack?

Quackers! **EDIT: Spelling**

Why did the ghost get kicked out of the bar?

Because he was sheet faced.

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How does a Buzzfeed writer catch fish?

Clickbait.

How do you know if Buzzfeed article is stolen?

You get the feeling that you've Reddit before.

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Why aren't jokes in base 8 funny?

Because 7, 10, 11.

Why was Yoda afraid of 9?

Because 10 9 8

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What did the black hole say to the pulsar?

I don't think you understand the gravity of your situation

What is condemned and overused yet as inescapable as a black hole?

clickbait --

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How many volunteers do we have for the army?

384 sir" "okay round them up" "400 sir"

What is the difference between 400 dead babies and a watermelon?

I don't have a watermelon in my garage.