Why did the kid cross the playground?

To get to the other slide. Edit: spelling.

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How was school?

4: Trenton said his dad likes to go outside and fight lions - laughs - oh honey - nobody would name their kid Trenton

Why did the kids tell jokes to the mirror?

They wanted to see it crack up!

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What do you call a cross between a skunk, a wolverine, and a porcupine?

Sir" from a distance.

What do you call a cross between... a Mafia Don and post-modernism?

An offer you can't understand.

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What do you call a person that constantly hunts for karma?

A predditor. EDIT:

What's worse: ignorance or indifference?

Johnny", responds his dad, " I neither know nor care." Edit: granma grammar.

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What's the difference between a "narrative" and a "circle jerk"?

How you spell them.

What do you call a chicken with no neck?

A Hic. ----- wife hit me with this one today. Remove the n. E. C. And k. From chicken and it spells hic. I'm sorry Reddit.