Why did the kid cross the playground?

To get to the other slide. Edit: spelling.

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Where can you always find kids by themselves?

edit: i forgot to say please.

How many kids with ADD does it take to change a lightbulb?

Let's go ride bikes!

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Why did the Nevada skunk cross the state border?

To follow the smell of legal dank skunk buds.

What do you get if you cross a gardener with a banker?

A box hedge fund!

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What do you can an epileptic What do you call an epileptic in a garden?

Seizure salad. edit: fixed the word 'call'

Whats th first joke you remember hearing or that you told as a kid?

Mine is: What is the white stuff in bird poop? (That is also bird poop.) edit: til you can't edit the topic to fix spelling errors...

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How do you spell "we" with two letters without using the letters W and E?

U and I.

Why did the young witch have such difficulty writing letters?

She had never learned to spell properly.