Why did the Mexican civil war last so long?

Because they were fighting Juan on Juan.

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How did the Mexican greet people in Hawaii?

Ahola.

How do you give a time-out to a Mexican child?

Have him stand against a wall.

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What's the difference between fighting on the internet and participating in the paralympics?

None, even if you win, you're still retarded.

What do you call war fought with bees?

Beeological Warfare

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How Do Mexicans Play Basketball?

Juan on Juan.

How many Mexicans does it take to fix a light bulb?

Twenty-Juan