Why did the Mexican civil war last so long?

Because they were fighting Juan on Juan.

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Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What's the difference between "choice" and "choose?

Choice" is your ability to make decisions, "choose" are what Mexicans put on their feet.

Who was the first Mexican to be knighted by the Queen?

Sir Veza

Fight Jokes More Fight Jokes

What happened when the turkey got into a fight?

He got the stuffing knocked out of him.

What do you call an octopus that fights sharks?

An octobrave. I'm sorry.

Juan Jokes More Juan Jokes

How does a Mexican build a house?

Juan nail at a time.

What does a Mexican magician use?

A magic Juan