Why is an engaged girl like a telephone?

Because they both have rings.

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Ring Jokes More Ring Jokes

What kind of bell doesn't ring?

A dumbbell.

Why was the Lego boxer unmatched in the ring?

He was a master of blocking attacks.

Telephone Jokes More Telephone Jokes

What was more important than the invention of the first telephone?

The second telephone.

What do you get when you cross a telephone with a pair of pants?

Bell-bottoms!