Why is an engaged girl like a telephone?

Because they both have rings.

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Ring Jokes More Ring Jokes

How's my driving?

sticker on her car. Her phone hasn't stopped ringing since.

What kind of ring is the least exciting?

A BOring

Telephone Jokes More Telephone Jokes

What are the three fastest forms of communication?

Telephone, telegraph, tell a woman.

What do you get if you cross a telephone with a night crawler?

Ringworm!